January 9, 2018
Moira believes she is the cause of a man’s death at the motel and fears the legal repercussions. Johnny and Stevie attempt to keep the motel guests distracted while they deal with the removal of the dead body. Alexis helps Ted interview candidates for the vet clinic and uses some unconventional interview techniques. At the store, Patrick and David test the waters of their new relationship.

January 16, 2018
After Johnny finds a positive pregnancy test in Alexis’s garbage, Johnny and Moira consider the potential implications of an unexpected pregnancy, but when Johnny tries to broach the subject with Alexis, she is distracted with her college enrollment application. David and Patrick desperately search for a place to hook up, and are forced to consider Stevie’s offer of a private space.

January 23, 2018
Moira prepares for her one-woman show “One Crazy Summer: the Patty Hearst Story,” at the annual Schitt’s Creek Asbestos Fest, but with its intricate, complex dance routine, Moira’s worries she won’t be able to pull it off. Meanwhile, David basks in the constant flattery from a group of teens that hang around the store, but is livid when Alexis points out it might be a big charade. Johnny looks to hire new help for the motel and Roland claims to have the perfect man for the job.

January 30, 2018
Moira chauffeurs Alexis and Twyla on their girls’ night out at a bar, doling out unsolicited romantic advice. At the motel, Roland builds a man cave in the office instead of doing actual work, forcing Johnny to reconsider Roland’s employment. With Stevie’s help, Patrick rearranges some products in the store to illustrate David’s inability to compromise, and David tries his best to conciliate.

February 6, 2018
Moira is horrified to learn there’s a rumor of her death circulating online, but when she reads the heartfelt condolences from her former Hollywood co-stars, she starts to relish it. Meanwhile, Roland asks Johnny to be the godfather to Roland and Jocelyn’s child, leading Johnny to search for ways to politely decline. David and Alexis go on a buying trip to a local farm, and Alex is soon realizes that she has a connection to the farmer, which puts her in an awkward position.

February 27, 2018
David and Patrick throw an open mic night to help promote Rose Apothecary, but when Patrick announces he’ll be performing, David gets cold feet. Johnny and Alexis begin re-branding the motel, but Stevie is apprehensive, fearing that they’re expanding too quickly. Moira accidentally finds out the gender of the Schitts’ baby, and tries desperately to keep it a secret.

March 6, 2018
Johnny and Moira throw a family barbecue with the intention of getting to know Patrick a little bit better, as they believe this to be the longest relationship David has ever had. But David is worried about inflicting his family upon Patrick and tries to keep them apart. Meanwhile, Alexis receives a mysterious text from Ted, and with the help of a new friend, decides to investigate.

March 13, 2018
After the barbecue fiasco, Stevie takes David to a spa for some much-needed wallowing. Unfortunately, she has chosen a honeymoon package, which just rubs salt in the wound. Johnny steps in at a Jazzagals rehearsal and wows everyone with his skills, but Moira is not fully on board with her husband’s new involvement in her social life. Alexis tests out a dating app and goes on a date with a cute local.

March 20, 2018
David finally returns to work, hoping to get back together with Patrick, but learns that he may have left things too long. Moira discourages Alexis from pitching a singles night event at Town Hall, then accidentally finds herself pitching the idea as her own. Johnny buys Stevie a thank you gift for all of Stevie’s hard work at the motel, but Stevie takes it the wrong way.

March 27, 2018
Alexis runs into an old friend who offers her an intriguing job opportunity, leading Alexis to take stock of her current situation. Johnny and Moira attend a lock and key singles event solely to observe, but the matchmaker encourages them to join in. David accepts Jocelyn’s desperate plea to plan her baby shower, but Jocelyn is soon questioning whether David is more help or harm.

April 3, 2018
Moira is summoned for jury duty, so she prepares her excuses for a dismissal, but when she finds out the nature of the case, her interest is piqued. Johnny blames David’s Rose Apothecary products for a rash outbreak at the motel, so David has to quickly recall the product before it spreads to all of his clients. Alexis runs into Mutt and opens up to him about her feelings for Ted.

April 10, 2018
Out-of-the-blue Patrick tells David he loves him, leaving David flustered and unsure of how to respond. Alexis and Moira are about to kick off Singles Week when Jocelyn goes into labour, so Moira reluctantly leaves Alexis in charge. Johnny finally gets Roland to take on more responsibility at the motel, but in doing so realizes he may have inadvertently caused Roland to miss the birth of his child.

December 18, 2018
Johnny wants to celebrate the holidays with an old-fashioned Rose Family Christmas Party, but it's going to take a lot to get everyone on board at the last minute. Moira brings a negative attitude to Christmas tree shopping, Alexis is already double-booked with another party, and David puts minimal effort into helping with decorations. But the Roses soon realize that the party means more to Johnny than any of them thought.